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This portmaneau is for the selection that is crank in its own right but not quite at the level of the exotics. A lot of street "exotics" would belong in this section. Many of this selection will be cali imported but there is also canadian and non-cali US import. I think most people would probably find this to be "best value" as you're getting genuine import for 40 quid an 8th/under 300 quid an ounce. This is the category I have in stock the most
Platinum Rockstar
Platinum OG x Rockstar Kush
Nose
Pure kush and gas. So many strains veer towards the gelato sweet nowadays however this is more oldschool kush; earthy and skunky. Quite pungent
Bag Appeal
Dense lime green buds with maroon hairs. BMainly medium sized buds. There are bits of purple and it quite trichy creating a shimmering effect on the bud
Smoke
Where this strain truly shines. The ash is white/light grey (varies). And it is strong, even vaping this at typical sativa temperatures (180c -190c) knocks me out. There is very long legs on this high, this is an exotic smoke if it was more purple and trichy I would likely have put it in the Exotics but luckily for you guys it is at a Midoztics price.
Jet Fuel Gelato
Nose
Pure gelato and gas. Being totally honest, it reminds me of gelato 33 very much. Quite pungent
Bag Appeal
Medium to large buds. Just the right amount of stick, not dry or wet. Dense buds while still having that fluffy bud structure. Greens, purples and ambers interwine beautifully with a healthy covering of trichomes
Smoke
Tastes how it smells, delicious! The stone creeps up on your but once it hits its strong. Munchies are strong too suggesting a bit of sativa activity although its not much, this is very much a smoke for the evening. Good strain to smoke with your other half ;)
Animal Mints
Nose
Sweet minty cookie. Another pungent one. Very gassy and sweet, there are undertones of vanilla there. One of my favourite aromas on the menu currently
Bag Appeal
Mainly medium sized buds. A mix of golden brown, light green and dark purple, this bud is divine. Buds are solid and dense. Ounces will look less than usual but they fluff up beautifully.
Smoke
Strong hybrid stones and uplifts quickly. Ash varies with this sometimes darker, sometimes lighter. Smoke can be a bit tickly at times. Tastes how it smells; gassy, sweet & piney. Despite being uplifting, could be used as an evening smoke as after the high the stone has long legs and will eventually push you into sleep. Tried this in a vape and was getting milky vapour for an abnormally long time, this should be a vaper's first choice.
Pancakes
Nose
Sweet with undertones of nuttiness. Reminds me of Cookies and maple syrup. The hints of the namesake Pancakes come through when ground up. Small hint of lime when you break the bud apart. I'm liking the smell!
Bag Appeal
Large to medium sized bud; I'll do my best to maintain them when shipping to you. Completely purple and covered in amber trichomes. Looks the part of an exotic, could find this in a dispensary. Just the right amount of "stick" not too dry but certainly not wet
Smoke
Taste is nice, like the smell really. Listed as indica domninant I find it perfectly balanced maybe even "heavy sativa" territory. Effects hit first with energy before descending into a reasonable stone. I have little desire to get up but I can. My stress has completely melted half way down a joint There is good legs on both the stone and high. The most pronouced effect in my experience is the munchies. I've gone through 20 crepes and I'm probably going to make more. I think this a great all rounder I'm just stoned enough and just high enough to be in whatever zone I wish to be.
Pink Lady
The sativa counterpart to Pink Kush!
Nose
Very kush-like but with an undertone of sweetness
Bag Appeal
Smoke
Kush and sweet. Slightly runtzesque (in my personal opinion). Focused but chilled; don't see this one provoking racy thoughts for those who are prone. Quite unusual to have such a kushy tasting strain without feeling sedated.
This portmaneau is for the selection that is crank in its own right but not quite at the level of the exotics. A lot of street "exotics" would belong in this section. Many of this selection will be cali imported but there is also canadian and non-cali US import. I think most people would probably find this to be "best value" as you're getting genuine import for 40 quid an 8th/under 300 quid an ounce. This is the category I have in stock the most
Platinum Rockstar
Platinum OG x Rockstar Kush
Pure kush and gas. So many strains veer towards the gelato sweet nowadays however this is more oldschool kush; earthy and skunky. Quite pungent
Dense lime green buds with maroon hairs. BMainly medium sized buds. There are bits of purple and it quite trichy creating a shimmering effect on the bud
Where this strain truly shines. The ash is white/light grey (varies). And it is strong, even vaping this at typical sativa temperatures (180c -190c) knocks me out. There is very long legs on this high, this is an exotic smoke if it was more purple and trichy I would likely have put it in the Exotics but luckily for you guys it is at a Midoztics price.
Jet Fuel Gelato
Pure gelato and gas. Being totally honest, it reminds me of gelato 33 very much. Quite pungent
Medium to large buds. Just the right amount of stick, not dry or wet. Dense buds while still having that fluffy bud structure. Greens, purples and ambers interwine beautifully with a healthy covering of trichomes
Tastes how it smells, delicious! The stone creeps up on your but once it hits its strong. Munchies are strong too suggesting a bit of sativa activity although its not much, this is very much a smoke for the evening. Good strain to smoke with your other half ;)
Animal Mints
Sweet minty cookie. Another pungent one. Very gassy and sweet, there are undertones of vanilla there. One of my favourite aromas on the menu currently
Mainly medium sized buds. A mix of golden brown, light green and dark purple, this bud is divine. Buds are solid and dense. Ounces will look less than usual but they fluff up beautifully.
Strong hybrid stones and uplifts quickly. Ash varies with this sometimes darker, sometimes lighter. Smoke can be a bit tickly at times. Tastes how it smells; gassy, sweet & piney. Despite being uplifting, could be used as an evening smoke as after the high the stone has long legs and will eventually push you into sleep. Tried this in a vape and was getting milky vapour for an abnormally long time, this should be a vaper's first choice.
Pancakes
Sweet with undertones of nuttiness. Reminds me of Cookies and maple syrup. The hints of the namesake Pancakes come through when ground up. Small hint of lime when you break the bud apart. I'm liking the smell!
Large to medium sized bud; I'll do my best to maintain them when shipping to you. Completely purple and covered in amber trichomes. Looks the part of an exotic, could find this in a dispensary. Just the right amount of "stick" not too dry but certainly not wet
Taste is nice, like the smell really. Listed as indica domninant I find it perfectly balanced maybe even "heavy sativa" territory. Effects hit first with energy before descending into a reasonable stone. I have little desire to get up but I can. My stress has completely melted half way down a joint There is good legs on both the stone and high. The most pronouced effect in my experience is the munchies. I've gone through 20 crepes and I'm probably going to make more. I think this a great all rounder I'm just stoned enough and just high enough to be in whatever zone I wish to be.
Pink Lady
The sativa counterpart to Pink Kush!
Very kush-like but with an undertone of sweetness
Kush and sweet. Slightly runtzesque (in my personal opinion). Focused but chilled; don't see this one provoking racy thoughts for those who are prone. Quite unusual to have such a kushy tasting strain without feeling sedated.
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